I love nothing more than diving into a fresh pool of potential investors. I am very rarely late and I haven't said 'um' since '87. I am one of the best portfolio managers I know and I know a lot. I wasn't in the top ten per cent at uni, but who cares? My salary is in the top ten per cent. I am quick with a put down and don't believe in hand outs or hand ups. High five.
My first wife may be my last because my last wife was the worst. It'll turn around, you'll see. I am more than willing to talk over you in any meeting, open or closed. My barber appointments are taken fortnightly; body slides quarterly. You will likely be quick to slide off my social radar. Down low.
I am regularly in the top three of the interdepartmental AFL tipping comp but I've never won (don't plan to, don't need the money). I am not afraid of rolling up my shirt sleeves because my forearms are sexy. I know what I'm talking about. I tan well and surf most weekends (even during winter). I don't need to pretend around tradesmen and I don't know the name of the kid who brings in the fruit every Monday. Too slow.
I play mixed touch footy because it keeps me more on my toes than the men's. I have been asked to organise three buck's parties in the past few years and they keep on getting better (the last one was on a boat). I am more than happy to give you a lift home.