I accidentally bought double bed sheets for my queen sized bed again.
The last corner won't fit over the last corner of my bed.
I took a pair of scissors – a sharp pair of tailor’s scissors – and cut a large slit in the last corner of the sheet.
The slit I cut in the last corner of the sheet gave me enough slack to pull the elastic over the last bed corner.
I can breathe again, but I can only breathe again in sixes.
The breaths I take are in my fingertips and hurt like frostbite.