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© Theadora Kable

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Bruce

May 23, 2016

We’re just a small country town – nothing ever happens here. Although there was that one time a shark showed up in our public swimming pool. We called him Bruce, fed him BBQ chickens from the IGA up the road. For a while all the kids in the area held their eighteenths on the grass by the pool, drinking and dancing while Bruce’s jagged fin swam laps of the deep end. When that ran its course, local fishing enthusiast Stumpy Taylor took to scaling the fence in the middle of the night and casting a hook baited with marinated steak into the pool. Bruce ignored it and ignored it, until one night he had enough and tore the rod – fisherman and all – into the water, ripping Stumpy’s left arm clean off.

We stayed away from the pool after that, admiring Bruce for his take-no-shit attitude, but knowing he’d overstepped the mark. Seasons went by. Years. The surface of the pool became a rolling swamp of mauled birds. The lawn beside it grew tall and feral. We figured Bruce was lonely. But by god we were lonely too.

And so life went on, until one Good Friday Len Keeley’s boy went riding through town shouting Bruce had gone belly-up. We all rushed over for a look. Sure enough, Bruce had gone belly-up. For a moment we stood in silence, heads lowered, chastising ourselves for taking so little care of the one interesting thing that had come our way in at least a decade. But then there was the beep-beep-beep of a truck reversing, and we all hopped out of the way, watching as Jimmy Smeaton leapt from the driver’s side and scrambled through the tall grass, his forehead dripping sweat as he winched the shark from the water and hauled him back along Main Street to his shop, which is where Bruce presides, still, to this day, a once wild thing reduced to a taxidermied head on a menu board, staring down on us every time we open the door to Jimmy’s and step inside to pick up our fish ’n’ chips.

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Wayne Marshall is an Australian writer and musician. Previous work of his has appeared in Writers Bloc, Tincture Journal and lslet, and is forthcoming in Gingerbread House. 

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