LNR says all sentences should be negative and we should have to add to them to make them positive. LNR says she doesn’t say much. LNR says she is too indecisive to post anything online. LNR says she never knows what’s on her mind. LNR says doubt it! LNR says it’s not that she doesn’t want to speak, it is just that even if given the opportunity she wouldn’t know what to say. LNR says she has never been afforded the opportunity. LNR says she doesn’t get negative gearing. LNR says she wishes she studied ancient history. LNR says self-expression is overrated. LNR says she is learning German online and her username is ichbinbitchin. LNR says Rome wasn’t learned in a day. LNR says don’t doubt it! LNR says she doesn’t feel like an artist. LNR says maybe she can eat her way out of it. LNR says you are the pig! Not her, she is the truffle. LNR says she wishes she were more normal. LNR says she doesn’t believe reification is a word. LNR says sashay is the plural of sass. LNR says she was taught to say an history. LNR says Y should not be a vowel. LNR says she is saying things all the time. LNR says it’s just that nobody listens. LNR says I’ve come to hate my body. LNR says IDK, IDK. LNR says this is all too hip for her. LNR says she’s all for alternative education and stupid rituals. LNR says shut up, just shut up. LNR says she needs to borrow your bum bag. LNR says diaries get more expensive each day you don’t buy them. LNR says even if this drawing doesn’t look like you, you can tell it is you. LNR says you shouldn’t mistake her sincerity for stupidity. LNR says she is very insincere. LNR says she was never taught how to bluff. LNR says art ought to be more shallow. LNR says doubt it! LNR says she eats like a sheep in a thunderstorm. LNR says I’m so busy so busy thinking about kissing you and now I want to do that without entertaining another thought! LNR says distraction is her only consonant. LNR says don’t doubt it! LNR says she’s too lazy to succeed so she hates herself instead. LNR says let’s just pretend this never happened. LNR says some letters are not only silent but invisible too. LNR says reality has got nothing to do with it. LNR says if you don’t love her for her possessions then you don’t love her at all. LNR says she doesn’t listen to lyrics just music. LNR says she doesn’t listen to music just songs. LNR says you built your tower strong and tall, can’t you see it’s got to fall someday. LNR says she can’t see herself how people see her, only how she sees people seeing her. LNR says she always had big eyes. LNR says saying nothing puts a lot of pressure on the nothing she wants to say. LNR says she is neither funny nor clever in context. LNR says she’s always waiting for the next layer of paint to dry. LNR says she is a social caterpillar. LNR says she didn’t say that, you said that! LNR says it all goes over your head but under her breath. LNR says don’t doubt it. LNR says LORD deliver her from torment, but not yet—she might want it later. LNR says she is worried about being caught on CCTV doing something embarrassing like licking all the salt off Sakatas then putting them back in the packet. LNR says doubt it. LNR says she is way over sharing. LNR says her favourite song is More Than a Woman. LNR says she wishes she were beautiful enough to be a narcissist. LNR says she wishes she were the normalest. LNR says the winner has to make a public address so she has sabotaged her work just in case. LNR says she is worried that not saying anything, ever, makes people think she is dumb. LNR says she needs to stop talking to you because she actually has to come up with something to say. LNR says she doesn’t mean to talk herself up, but she is nowhere near narcissistic enough to be a successful artist. LNR says she needs to become famous by twenty-five so she can give it all up and do something else. LNR says she wouldn’t have said it like that. LNR says words only matter to her in the moment of reading or speaking. LNR says she hates the unstated arrogance of the well adjusted. LNR says there's more reality in her that you are yet to deal with. LNR says you're just creating an idealised version of how you'd want her to be. LNR says she could never be involved in her own art. LNR says she is dialectic—no, wait, dyslexic. LNR says she knows that, she said it. LNR says you’re the pig, she’s the truffle. LNR says look to be honest she probably won't read it anyway. LNR says this has gone on for far too long, the shampoo is just water now.
Updates for LNR are copied (entirely out of context) from online chat conversations, IRL, and occasionally from memory.