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By Mira Schlosberg
My lips are sticky with cinnamon and sugar when I see her across the room. Red hair twisted up at the back of her neck, sensible dress. I wonder if either of us dresses outside of the synagogue the same way we do when we are here. I have half a warm donut in one hand and a strawberry cocktail the colour of something much more chemical than strawberries in the other. I try to wipe my mouth on my wrist as subtly and effectively as I can before she sees me. Our eyes catch each other’s and she smiles at me.
She is eating a gluten free hamantashen. I say I don’t think I’ve ever done Purim before. She says it’s always fun, though she is new to this shul as well and isn’t sure what to expect. I ask how long she has been coming here. Since Rosh Hashanah. When was that? September. Oh right.
The foyer smells sweet and doughy. People in costume are bright all around us. We are ushered to our seats. One of the rabbis is dressed as a banana and the other is a pirate. They make jokes at each other across the room while they hand out the scripts and the noisemakers. We are sitting in the section that is meant to be reading the part of Esther. Our scripts are pink.
I spin my noisemarker very lightly, holding it between my thumb and forefinger. When I am not spinning it I hold it in my lap the same way, too gently. Maybe it is the cinnamon sugar or maybe it is because she is next to me or maybe I am just clumsy, but I drop it. It falls on the edge of her glass, which she has placed on the floor, and a piece of the glass breaks off. Two shards skitter across the carpet but the rest of the cup stays intact. The soggy strawberries continue to float, oblivious. I wonder whether she has noticed. She has. I make a face and mouth that I am sorry.
After the service and the spiel I text my sister about breaking the cup.
She texts back, ‘God answered u.’ This is a reference to a text I sent her earlier about asking God when I would find my soulmate.
My sister says, ‘U kno they smash glass at Jewish weddings.’
I did know this, but I had forgotten.
by Iain Ryan
From the little I knew of ghosts, we were supposed to haunt places. That’s what a ghost does: it hangs around. But Roxy and I never went in for that. We didn’t stay in the same house. We weren’t waiting for revenge. We got around and the days passed quickly, without purpose, almost like a second childhood.
Roxy had her cigarettes. Her eternally replenishing pack was the most supernatural thing about us. Every morning, she’d shake the same ten smokes around in the same crumpled packet and offer me one.
‘Here. Smoke up Rosie,' she'd say. 'You can’t die twice as far as I know.’
She thought that was pretty funny.
We talked a lot about those cigarettes. It seemed like no coincidence that she had them. Why does an inanimate object pass over with us? Was there a ghost somewhere with a car or a television or a book? Do we bring the things we love with us? The central parts of us? All I had was Thea, my undead corpse.
For reasons neither of us understood, Thea followed us around. It was as if she were haunting us. Thea came and checked in every couple of days and it was always the same deal: she’d try and kill us both, clawing at our arms and faces, her mottled hands passing through us. Then, she’d shuffle off.
‘What would we do without that ratchet bitch?’ said Roxy. ‘Honestly. It’d just be us.’
‘Yeah,’ I said.
Roxy liked Thea but she hated what was left of her own body. It was out there too, walking around. We saw it once. We were sitting on a grassy hill, watching a hoard shuffle past in the distance. What was left of Roxy moved slowly, behind the rest of the pack.
‘This is so embarrassing. Look at me! I look fucking terrible. I can’t believe…’
What was left of Roxy had obviously been in a scuffle and now she was naked from the waist down. She also carried a crowbar.
‘What’s with that?’ Roxy stood up and yelled down at the infected, ‘Hey Roxy, nice ass. Try not to brain yourself with that thing.’
In all, Roxy and Thea were pretty good company. Roxy could be brisk and Thea was dead but all the same, I never had a lot of friends when I was alive.
By Elizabeth Tan
On the morning of Marigold’s punishment, I wake before sunrise and fly to the rotted stump at the edge of the woods. Drake is already sitting there. I recognise him by the broken cell near the tip of his left forewing, the legacy of a skirmish with a child from the village. Last we heard, that child drowned in the village well – glimpsed something in the water, scrabbled up the side, tipped. Drake swears he had nothing to do with it.
He twitches his cracked forewing; he can smell me on the wind, but doesn’t turn his head when I land beside him. In better light we would be able to see the village: smoke of fires, huddled homes. The clock tower proclaiming the hours of their tedious lives.
‘Why do you think she did it?’ Drake asks.
‘Marigold?’ A furry black fungus has grown on the stump; I pry some up to taste. ‘Curiosity, I guess.’
‘We’ve all been curious.’
Drake darts a glance but doesn’t challenge me. I smell the fungus trapped under my fingernails; I try to gnaw it out.
‘Luna,’ Drake says, ‘I never told you how I came to be at the glade. The day when that child damaged my wing.’
Morning dew fattens on his hair, his wings. How long has he been sitting here?
‘He drew me there. That boy and his friends. They set up lights. They tied bells to the trees. It was a trap.’
The sky hums the first hint of daylight. Soon we will be able to distinguish the rooftops, the clocktower’s hands.
‘They were going to kill me.’
His voice bends like an aching branch.
‘They were hunting,’ Drake says, ‘for us.’
They lie her on the toadstool, arms spread, ankles bound together. They’ve already punctured her wings so that vines may be threaded through, but these hang limp for now. Marigold props her chin up so she can meet eyes with the assembly – with us. Drake lowers his gaze. The Sage announces that the Council has found Marigold guilty of consorting with a human. Before these sacred woods, the elders, her kin – all of whom she has betrayed – she will be punished.
The Sage motions the elders forward. They each take up a vine. Some of them remain standing as they pull, but others take to the air, hovering over Marigold, who is starting to squirm, to claw at the toadstool. She buries her face and clenches her teeth on the mushroom flesh but I can still hear her, moans thrashing in her throat. Some of the elders pull so hard her body arcs like a worm, like a larva, something witless and newborn. Slowly the sinew separating wing from spine begins to yield, to snap like a petal torn from a flower, and when at last Marigold’s wings are wrenched clear of her body the whole assembly seems to shudder with the thrill of justice, a fever of love and loyalty for our kin. They drag the swooning Marigold away.
He bundled his boot cut jeans into a giant ziplock bag.‘It’s how you preserve them,’ he said to me, peering into the open freezer door.Read More
–ingesting the berry in liquid form, when mashed, strained and fermented, has known to spread warmth through the head and neck, giddiness and erosion of social inhibition. While some note the clarity it brings, others speak of its ‘jolly clouding’ effect on the mind. Eaten raw, the Meloberry provides a great surge of energy.Read More
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