What do you do in your day job/life?
I write fiction. I sometimes write other things for money.
What’s the earliest thing you remember writing?
‘MB 4 SK’
1981. Red crayon in love-heart. Lady Brooks Kindergarten.
When do you like to write?
When there is silence.
If you could brunch with anyone, who would it be?
Porridge breakfast at my place instead.
Thom Yorke, Chan Marshall and Lars von Trier.
Most important thing the Internet has taught you:
Rules about writing. Mostly ignored.
A quotation you have used more than once:
'You’re in Dubrovnik. I don’t hear you.'
Victory or death.